Fifth Third Bank

Today I got some junk mail from the Fifth Third Bank.  Or as I like to call them, the One and Two-Thirds Bank.  Their slogan should be “We are a bank… and then some.”

They are a lot more honest than their competitor, the Three Fifths Bank.  I deposited $50 with those guys yesterday.  Today they told me I only had $30. I do not recommend the Three Fifths Bank.

About Steve Altes

Steve Altes is the author of several humor books, dozens of humorous adventure essays, and the comedic graphic novel Geeks & Greeks, set at MIT and inspired by MIT's culture of hacking and Steve's own experiences with hazing.
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