It’s Academic

An MIT degree confers instant credibility, even if you’re trying to become a game show host, like I was some years ago.  I was auditioning to host a show in Washington, DC called It’s Academic. It’s basically Jeopardy for high school students.

During my audition a question arose as to whether “chlorine” or “chloride” was the halogen’s elemental form.  My answer card was wrong—it said “chloride.”

“I’m pretty sure it’s chlorine,” I said.  The judges knew I was from MIT, so they trusted me and overruled the card.

The whole experience was pretty ridiculous.  The student contestants knew I was auditioning so they decided to haze me.  I was supposed to banter with each contestant for a moment.  It ending up going like this:

“Welcome to It’s Academic.  Let’s meet today’s contestants.  So Johnny, how did you spend your summer vacation?”

“I had a demon exorcised from my body.”

“Super.  I’m glad that worked out for ya.  Peter, how about you?”

“Let’s see: I hacked into the Los Alamos computer system and I lost my virginity in the backseat of a ‘93 Ford Probe.”

“That’s swell, Peter.  Julie, do you have anything you’d like to share?”

“Yeah.  You stink.  I like the other host better.”

“Excellent.  Let’s begin the game, shall we?”

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About Steve Altes

Steve Altes is the author of several humor books, dozens of humorous adventure essays, and the comedic graphic novel Geeks & Greeks, set at MIT and inspired by MIT's culture of hacking and Steve's own experiences with hazing.
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