Category Archives: Miscellaneous Jive

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I’m a neophiliac, addicted to new experiences. I’ll watch a TV show about people who dive for sunken treasure and for days that’s all I can think about. I pass a funeral home and wonder what it would feel like … Continue reading

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Battle of the Sexes

Here’s a random gig I found on Craigslist — writing trivia questions for the makers of the board game Battle of the Sexes. Some of my dude questions for the ladies What movie was about the failed American military mission … Continue reading

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Ruminations 5

Baby edition Why does my seven-month-old son have more clothes than I do? Why does he look like Winston Churchill? Why do I sterilize his bottles when he’s going to lick my shoe anyway? Why do people point at him … Continue reading

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Ruminations 4

Why are today’s youth such wusses?  Consider their horror movies.  When I was a kid horror movies were about actual monsters: Frankenstein, Dracula, the Wolf Man, the Blob, the Beast from 20,000 Fathoms.  Today’s kids are petrified of everyday stuff … Continue reading

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Ruminations 3

Do you know what the most insincere “God bless you” you’ll ever hear is?  The one that comes from a panhandler you just turned down. “Hey, man, spare some change?” “Sorry.” “God bless you.” Don’t you love it when you … Continue reading

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Ruminations 2

Do you ever look at your cupboards and freezer and wonder how long you could survive by just eating what you have in the house?  Could I last for three weeks?  Three months?  I don’t know.  And what would be … Continue reading

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Ruminations 1

Do you ever drop your business card in those restaurant fishbowls to try to win a free lunch? If so, watch out. Because I like to reach in and swipe a handful. Then I take them with me to nightclubs. … Continue reading

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